There’s rarely an immigrant, or for that matter anyone with a non-Christian name, that hasn’t heard his or her name mangled by Americans in ways that would make a Cossack flinch, or a blue whale do a 3 point U-turn. Recently, Texas Republican Betty Brown said that Asian Americans should simplify their names for Americans.
Betty Brown, Texas Republican, Asks Asian-Americans To Simplify Names
Help is at hand. An automated name generator is now available for those unfortunate souls whose parents gave them a non-Christian name without ever once thinking of the possible trauma for the Americans should their child ever have to interact with people of the free and brave world.
If you have a name that has caused discombobulation to the American tongue, go to this link NOW!
Betty Brown Name Generator