You can buy Uranium ore on Amazon. New from $29.95, used from $2499. It will be shipped to you. And it is compliant with the NRC.
We are always in compliance with Section 13 from part 40 of the NRC Nuclear Regulatory Commission rules and regulations and Postal Service regulations specified in 49 CFR 173.421 for activity limits of low level radioactive materials. Item will be shipped in accordance with Postal Service activity limits specified in Publication 52.
If that isn’t funny enough, you have to read the customer reviews. They are hilarious.
138 of 142 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars So glad I don’t have to buy this from Libyans in parking lots at the mall anymore., January 21, 2009
By Kyle J. Von Bose “Kyle von Bose” (Anchorage, Alaska) – See all my reviews
I bought this to power a home-made submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my home town in Alaska. At first I wasn’t sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems.
Unfortunately my mom opened my mail, because she does not respect people’s privacy. She was pretty upset to see Uranium Ore. After a long argument and me running away from home again, she finaly stopped being such an idiot and I was able to get back to work.
The quality of this Uranium is on par with the stuff I was bying from the Libyans over at the mall parking lot, but at half the price! I just hope the seller does not run out, because I have many projects on my list including a night vision sasquatch radar, an electromagnetic chupakabra cage, a high velocity, aerial, weighted Mothman net and super heated, instant grill cheese sandwhich maker.
You can shop for it here: Uranium Ore